Scandals, Surprises, and Showdowns: This Week in EWF
December 8, 2024

By Darby Fairchild

Empire Wrestling Federation never disappoints when it comes to drama, does it? Let’s jump into this week’s mix of chaos, confusion, and questionable choices.

First up, here’s one I didn’t see coming: Trailer King has reportedly been sent to anger management. Yes, you read that right—Good ‘ol TK, the fan favorite known for being as cool as a cucumber, apparently lost his temper backstage in a way that caught everyone off guard. I mean, sure, he’s double-wide and dignified, but angry? Who knew TK even had that gear? It’s hard to picture a less likely candidate for anger management than Good ‘ol TK. What even is anger management, anyway? Is it a 28-day program like rehab, or is TK just sitting through a couple of night school classes on breathing techniques?

Now, let’s get to the biggest revelation of the week: Ray Malvado is L.A. Park. I know, I know—sounds crazy, right? But hear me out. After weeks of speculation, I’ve found irrefutable evidence in a match from CMLL at Arena Mexico. At exactly 10 minutes and 5 seconds into a one-on-one showdown between L.A. Park and Dr. Wagner Jr., the proof is right there.

The body language, the movement, the charisma—it’s all there. Watch that clip, and you’ll see what I mean. The way L.A. Park pivots, the way he taunts the crowd, the way he carries himself—it’s Ray Malvado to a T. Why hasn’t Ray been around in EWF lately? Because he’s been tearing it up in Mexico, of course! Once you see it, you’ll be in the seat next to me on this boat. Your eyes will open, and the truth will be as clear as day.

Whispers of Candy Girl and Chaparrita, aka Sugar and Spice, the Mighty Mights, are heating up. Word is they’re looking to reignite their rivalry right here in the EWF. Can you imagine the fireworks if these two bring their GLOW-era drama to the Empire? Buckle up, folks—it may be about to get sweet and spicy.

Honest John, fresh off his loss to T Dub, is reportedly working on a new submission hold. He’s determined to secure a rematch and even more determined to make sure it ends in his favor. Whether it’s genuine innovation or just another Honest scheme, John’s next move will definitely be one to watch.

Remember the returning wrestler I mentioned last week? Well, word has it they may have been spotted in San Bernardino last night. If true, this could shake things up sooner rather than later… Ron Kilbourne is expected to hang around awhile… Sources are saying Gustavo Perez is working on something big behind the scenes. Whether it’s in the ring or outside of it, keep an eye on this rising star, especially after last night’s big win against Hector Canales… The search for a new EWF Commissioner continues, and let’s just say the shortlist is getting shorter.

That’s it for now! Until next time, keep your boots laced tight and your eyes on the ring.